"BIG" Piano At F.A.O. Schwartz - Tocatta And Fugue

(From G.O.C.)

Remember the Piano Scene from "BIG" where Tom Hanks and Frank Loggia play "Chopsticks"?? These girls kick it up a notch.

World Of Crashes - TF2 Style (Meet The Crashes)

(From Mesablue at AoSHQ)

"I laughed, I cried, I pissed myself." - Some pompous asshole reviewer...

This brings Teh Funneh. Stupid Human Tricks set to Team Fortress 2 sound effects.

Time To Flush Out Muslim Sleeper Cells

(From Aggie Sith @ The Rott...)

Don’t forget to mark your calendars.

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife, and to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God Bless America !

I'm gonna stake out a good spot at S.E.MO. University...

And somebody needs to stake out 1600 Penn. Ave. and keep an eye out for that haji motherfucker Jugears Hussein al-Chicago.

I Might Have To Start Watching "Rescue Me"

"There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, whops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless."

Wednesday Weird Al Double Header - Craigslist & EBAY

"Weird Al's homage to The Doors, featuring Ray Manzarek himself on keyboards."

Cool.

Project Natal - The Next Step Toward Fully Interactive Cyberporn

Remember the old joke, "Why does a dog lick his own balls?? Because he can!!" and Carlin's line, "If I could do that, I'd never leave the house, man!!"

Won't be long and no one is gonna wanna leave the house...

Microsoft today introduced Project Natal, a method for interacting with games, controller free.

The software giant unveiled the project at a packed out press event for this years E3 gaming expo in Los Angeles, California. The ground breaking technology was introduced by both Stephen Spielberg and gaming legend Peter Molyneux. Both believe the technology has the power to turn games into a true mass entertainment medium. Spielberg said "This is a pivotal moment that will carry with it a wave of change, the ripples of which will reach far beyond video games".

The technology behind Natal is fairly simple, a TV-mounted camera/microphone bar to sense motion, sound and movement. What's new and ground breaking is the tracking of 3D movement as well as 2D movement. The system is also able to scan users faces and sign them into Xbox live, as well as react to vocal tone and pitch, and process this data in real-time.

"This is a pivotal moment that will carry with it a wave of change, the ripples of which will reach far beyond video games..."

You just know that there are game designers around the world working just as fast as they can, with one hand, to come up with programs for this tech.



"The system is also able to scan users faces and sign them into Xbox live, as well as react to vocal tone and pitch, and process this data in real-time."

OHHHH REEEAAALLLLYYYY???

I know I've got a pic of Raquel Welch around here somewheres...