(Found @ Annoyed White Male's place, and I needed something to bump that jug-eared asshole off the top.)
30 September 2008
Before There Was Shaun...
...There was "SPACED".
(Found @ Annoyed White Male's place, and I needed something to bump that jug-eared asshole off the top.)
(Found @ Annoyed White Male's place, and I needed something to bump that jug-eared asshole off the top.)
27 September 2008
Tell Me Again Why you Wanna Vote For This Muslim Communist Piece Of Terrorist Sympathizing Shit...
Watch this ad, which Bukkake Hussein O'muslim bin Biden's campaign CANNOT refute, dispute or deny because it is the absolute truth...
...Then read this report about how his campaign is using Gestapo tactics to quash our First Amendment Right of Free Speech...
"MISLEADING" meaning anything that might lead you to the actual truth and make you realize that this empty suit, who is woefully unqualified to lead retards across the street at a school crossing, much less The World's Only Super Power, is in no way, shape or form ready to be POTUS unless he can get away with saying, "PRESENT" when a meaningful decision is called for...
Remember, it has already been proven that if you disagree with ANY of The Chosen One's statements or positions or policies, or if you won't vote for him because you think his statements/positions/policies are just so much steaming horseshit, it's because you are a RACIST!!!!
So... You want to vote for a muslim who proudly proclaims that an unrepentant, HOME GROWN, murdering member of a terrorist organization that declared war on The United States of America is his friend???
So... You want to vote for a socialist who wants to use the power of the police to silence those who would tell the truth about him, because he knows the truth is a very ugly revelation of what he is and what he stands for and what his vision of what this country should be, and that if that truth gets out, real Americans would rather see him tarred and feathered than defiling the Oval Office with his presence??
So... You want to vote for someone who subscribes to Karl Marx's "From each according to his ability, to each according to his need...", and will use the IRS, the ONLY entity in the United States empowered with the ability to commit armed robbery LEGALLY, and redistribute that plunder to those who are unwilling to do anything more than be a minority brood sow sucking on cock and a crack pipe and fucking for their next fix...
AND YOU WOULD SELL ME AND MINE DOWN THE FUCKING RIVER BECAUSE YOU THINK YOU MIGHT GET A FUCKING CUT ?!?!
...Then read this report about how his campaign is using Gestapo tactics to quash our First Amendment Right of Free Speech...
September 26, 2008 - Barack Obama is now using local law enforcement officials to carry out his campaign of legal intimidation by assembling a group of high-ranking Missouri police officials and prosecutors - including St. Louis County Prosecutor Bob McCullough and City of St. Louis Circuit Attorney Jennifer Joyce - to identify and target anyone the campaign determines is producing “misleading” political advertisements.
"MISLEADING" meaning anything that might lead you to the actual truth and make you realize that this empty suit, who is woefully unqualified to lead retards across the street at a school crossing, much less The World's Only Super Power, is in no way, shape or form ready to be POTUS unless he can get away with saying, "PRESENT" when a meaningful decision is called for...
“This is an outrageous and shocking attempt by the Obama campaign to again employ Stalinist, police state tactics against those who dare to disagree with Barack Obama,” said Ed Martin, American Issues Projects president.
“I am frankly stunned to see public officials like McCullough and Joyce abusing their official prosecutorial positions to serve as attack dogs for a national political campaign.
I am quite certain Missourians elected these individuals to enforce the laws and arrest criminals, not to throw people in jail for daring to practicing free speech.
“The Obama campaign continues to provide a chilling preview of what would happen to political freedom in an Obama administration.”
Remember, it has already been proven that if you disagree with ANY of The Chosen One's statements or positions or policies, or if you won't vote for him because you think his statements/positions/policies are just so much steaming horseshit, it's because you are a RACIST!!!!
This new effort is only the most recent attempt by the Obama campaign to crack down on free speech.
Obama’s lawyers twice demanded the Department of Justice investigate and prosecute the American Issues Project, its officers, board of directors, and donors.
The campaign also threatened stations running American Issues Project’s ad in an unsuccessful attempt to compel them to pull the spot, and ran its own ad in response.
Notably, this ad failed to dispute a single fact the American Issues Project has put forth.
So... You want to vote for a muslim who proudly proclaims that an unrepentant, HOME GROWN, murdering member of a terrorist organization that declared war on The United States of America is his friend???
So... You want to vote for a socialist who wants to use the power of the police to silence those who would tell the truth about him, because he knows the truth is a very ugly revelation of what he is and what he stands for and what his vision of what this country should be, and that if that truth gets out, real Americans would rather see him tarred and feathered than defiling the Oval Office with his presence??
So... You want to vote for someone who subscribes to Karl Marx's "From each according to his ability, to each according to his need...", and will use the IRS, the ONLY entity in the United States empowered with the ability to commit armed robbery LEGALLY, and redistribute that plunder to those who are unwilling to do anything more than be a minority brood sow sucking on cock and a crack pipe and fucking for their next fix...
AND YOU WOULD SELL ME AND MINE DOWN THE FUCKING RIVER BECAUSE YOU THINK YOU MIGHT GET A FUCKING CUT ?!?!
24 September 2008
Murphy's Laws - If Something Can Go Wrong, It Will...
And I believe this one applies as well -
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
For Ron, who could probably use a giggle right now.
(Found @ Hog Whitman's Place)
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
For Ron, who could probably use a giggle right now.
(Found @ Hog Whitman's Place)
22 September 2008
Ask A Spy - Spotting A Liar
Super Spy Michael Weston from Burn Notice answers your questions with tips the pros use to deal with day to day problems.
This week, how to tell when someone's trying to feed you a line of shit...
This week, how to tell when someone's trying to feed you a line of shit...
17 September 2008
Avast, Ye Scabrous Dogs...
It's almost International Talk Like A Pirate Day!!
That's right, ye pack o' scurvy bilge rats, this Friday, Sept. 19, it's time again to pour a cup o' grog and get your Pirate on!!!
Fer you Land Lubbers who don't be knowin' what I be talkin' about, here's a primer from Cap'n Slappy and Ol' Chumbucket on Piratical lingo...
If ye think ye be ready to take on a more advanced litany of lingo, here's Pirate 201...
(... there's also some Pirate Pick Up Lines ta get that comely wench with the big treasure chest ta sail with ye...)
If ye knows what ye want ta say, but ye tongue be more twisted than a halyard in a hurricane, here be a couple of English to Pirate-ese translators...
Here's the first one...
...And here be another with extra blog translator booty.
ARRRR, Me hearties, if that's not enough ta get ye ta soundin' like a Pirate, then me thinks ye needs ta be stayin' on the docks with the rest of the lubbers...
That's right, ye pack o' scurvy bilge rats, this Friday, Sept. 19, it's time again to pour a cup o' grog and get your Pirate on!!!
Fer you Land Lubbers who don't be knowin' what I be talkin' about, here's a primer from Cap'n Slappy and Ol' Chumbucket on Piratical lingo...
If ye think ye be ready to take on a more advanced litany of lingo, here's Pirate 201...
(... there's also some Pirate Pick Up Lines ta get that comely wench with the big treasure chest ta sail with ye...)
If ye knows what ye want ta say, but ye tongue be more twisted than a halyard in a hurricane, here be a couple of English to Pirate-ese translators...
Here's the first one...
...And here be another with extra blog translator booty.
ARRRR, Me hearties, if that's not enough ta get ye ta soundin' like a Pirate, then me thinks ye needs ta be stayin' on the docks with the rest of the lubbers...
15 September 2008
Tell Me Again How We're Not Getting Fucked At The Pump...
Heard on the radio today the price of a barrel of oil fell to where it was at the beginning of the year, $95.71.
I thought that the price of a gallon of gas at the beginning of the year was around $3.00, so I looked it up. The average price of gas back in January in the Midwest was $3.10/gallon.
The going rate for a gallon today here in Jackson is $3.99/gal.
When gas shoots up fifteen to twenty cents a gallon in minutes then takes weeks to come back down, even after the price of oil drops and our production facilities survive a hurricane unscathed...
We're getting fucked in the gashole.
I thought that the price of a gallon of gas at the beginning of the year was around $3.00, so I looked it up. The average price of gas back in January in the Midwest was $3.10/gallon.
The going rate for a gallon today here in Jackson is $3.99/gal.
When gas shoots up fifteen to twenty cents a gallon in minutes then takes weeks to come back down, even after the price of oil drops and our production facilities survive a hurricane unscathed...
We're getting fucked in the gashole.
13 September 2008
Ask A Spy - Burglar Proofing
Michael Weston from Burn Notice answers your questions with tips the pros use to deal with day to day problems.
This week, how to keep your shit, yours.....
This week, how to keep your shit, yours.....
12 September 2008
Been There, Cursed At That
(Swiped from Cheapshot 911 over at The Rott)
Abort, Retry, Ignore?
A poem based on E. A. Poe’s The Raven.
By Anonymous
Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary,
System manuals piled high and wasted paper on the floor,
Longing for the warmth of bed sheets, still I sat there doing spreadsheets.
Having reached the bottom line I took a floppy from the drawer
I then invoked the SAVE command and waited for the disk to store,
Only this and nothing more.
Deep into the monitor peering, long I sat there wond’ring, fearing.
Doubting, while the disk kept churning, turning yet to churn some more.
But the silence was unbroken, and the stillness gave no token.
“Save!” I said, “You cursed mother! Save my data from before!”
One thing did the phosphors answer, only this and nothing more,
Just, “Abort, Retry, Ignore?”
Was this some occult illusion, some maniacal intrusion?
These were choices undesired, ones I’d never faced before.
Carefully I weighed the choices as the disk made impish noises.
The cursor flashed, insistent, waiting, baiting me to type some more.
Clearly I must press a key, choosing one and nothing more,
From “Abort, Retry, Ignore?”
With fingers pale and trembling, slowly toward the keyboard bending,
Longing for a happy ending, hoping all would be restored,
Praying for some guarantee, timidly, I pressed a key.
But on the screen there still persisted words appearing as before.
Ghastly grim they blinked and taunted, haunted, as my patience wore,
Saying “Abort, Retry, Ignore?”
I tried to catch the chips off guard, and pressed again, but twice as hard.
I pleaded with the cursed machine: I begged and cried and then I swore.
Now in mighty desperation, trying random combinations,
Still there came the incantation, just as senseless as before.
Cursor blinking, angrily winking, blinking nonsense as before.
Reading, “Abort, Retry, Ignore?”
There I sat, distraught, exhausted, by my own machine accosted.
Getting up I turned away and paced across the office floor.
And then I saw a dreadful sight: a lightning bolt cut through the night.
A gasp of horror overtook me, shook me to my very core.
The lightning zapped my previous data, lost and gone forevermore.
Not even, “Abort, Retry, Ignore?”
To this day I do not know the place to which lost data go.
What demonic nether world is wrought where lost data will be stored,
Beyond the reach of mortal souls, beyond the ether, into black holes?
But sure as there’s C, Pascal, Lotus, Ashton-Tate and more,
You will be one day be left to wander, lost on some Plutonian shore,
Pleading, “Abort, Retry, Ignore?”
Abort, Retry, Ignore?
A poem based on E. A. Poe’s The Raven.
By Anonymous
Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary,
System manuals piled high and wasted paper on the floor,
Longing for the warmth of bed sheets, still I sat there doing spreadsheets.
Having reached the bottom line I took a floppy from the drawer
I then invoked the SAVE command and waited for the disk to store,
Only this and nothing more.
Deep into the monitor peering, long I sat there wond’ring, fearing.
Doubting, while the disk kept churning, turning yet to churn some more.
But the silence was unbroken, and the stillness gave no token.
“Save!” I said, “You cursed mother! Save my data from before!”
One thing did the phosphors answer, only this and nothing more,
Just, “Abort, Retry, Ignore?”
Was this some occult illusion, some maniacal intrusion?
These were choices undesired, ones I’d never faced before.
Carefully I weighed the choices as the disk made impish noises.
The cursor flashed, insistent, waiting, baiting me to type some more.
Clearly I must press a key, choosing one and nothing more,
From “Abort, Retry, Ignore?”
With fingers pale and trembling, slowly toward the keyboard bending,
Longing for a happy ending, hoping all would be restored,
Praying for some guarantee, timidly, I pressed a key.
But on the screen there still persisted words appearing as before.
Ghastly grim they blinked and taunted, haunted, as my patience wore,
Saying “Abort, Retry, Ignore?”
I tried to catch the chips off guard, and pressed again, but twice as hard.
I pleaded with the cursed machine: I begged and cried and then I swore.
Now in mighty desperation, trying random combinations,
Still there came the incantation, just as senseless as before.
Cursor blinking, angrily winking, blinking nonsense as before.
Reading, “Abort, Retry, Ignore?”
There I sat, distraught, exhausted, by my own machine accosted.
Getting up I turned away and paced across the office floor.
And then I saw a dreadful sight: a lightning bolt cut through the night.
A gasp of horror overtook me, shook me to my very core.
The lightning zapped my previous data, lost and gone forevermore.
Not even, “Abort, Retry, Ignore?”
To this day I do not know the place to which lost data go.
What demonic nether world is wrought where lost data will be stored,
Beyond the reach of mortal souls, beyond the ether, into black holes?
But sure as there’s C, Pascal, Lotus, Ashton-Tate and more,
You will be one day be left to wander, lost on some Plutonian shore,
Pleading, “Abort, Retry, Ignore?”
11 September 2008
10 September 2008
Tomorrow....
...will be apolitical here.
Tonight, I will say I hope that Bukkake Hussein O'muslim bin Biden goes down in a flaming plane crash before he gets within 100 miles of that Hallowed Ground in New York City.
(I leave the "Fucking" out of it for respect of the ones who died and lost loved ones at Ground Zero that day.)
Not because of the fact it would prevent him from becoming president, he's doing a fine job of stepping on his own dick in that respect. But because that racist muslim beastfucker, (have you seen his "wife"?? Talk about lipstick on a pig...) doesn't deserve to be there.
No muslims, KNOW PEACE.
Tonight, I will say I hope that Bukkake Hussein O'muslim bin Biden goes down in a flaming plane crash before he gets within 100 miles of that Hallowed Ground in New York City.
(I leave the "Fucking" out of it for respect of the ones who died and lost loved ones at Ground Zero that day.)
Not because of the fact it would prevent him from becoming president, he's doing a fine job of stepping on his own dick in that respect. But because that racist muslim beastfucker, (have you seen his "wife"?? Talk about lipstick on a pig...) doesn't deserve to be there.
No muslims, KNOW PEACE.
What Change??
Everybody in the tank for Bukkake Hussein O'muslim bin Biden keeps going on about the "CHANGE" he promises... Explain to me WHAT CHANGE??
The only change I can see is he ain't gonna be Bush, but that is irrelevant, because come Jan.20 2009, Bush is gonna be gone anyway. That change is a given.
Tell me what actual, beneficial to me and my country change this singularly unexperienced presidential candidate, that has fewer actual days ON THE JOB as a senator than I have as a bus driver, is gonna bring about.
Besides higher taxes and the damage to the economy they bring. Besides kow-towing to enemies of this country and the damage to national security that brings.
Maybe you mean the change he and his party want to make to Second Amendment, or the total elimination thereof, and the change that makes to the personal safety of me and my family???
Perhaps the change in the amount of racial divisiveness we are seeing whenever one of his ideas or statements is pointed to be the pile of shit it is, and they are called "Racist" for it because they dare to question a (half)-black man???
Do you mean the kind of change another man brought about for his country???
How about that glowing endorsement at the end?? Have you noticed how those who would love to see America weakened in the world are also endorsing O'muslim bin Biden's "CHANGE"???
If that is what you mean... Keep the change.
The only change I can see is he ain't gonna be Bush, but that is irrelevant, because come Jan.20 2009, Bush is gonna be gone anyway. That change is a given.
Tell me what actual, beneficial to me and my country change this singularly unexperienced presidential candidate, that has fewer actual days ON THE JOB as a senator than I have as a bus driver, is gonna bring about.
Besides higher taxes and the damage to the economy they bring. Besides kow-towing to enemies of this country and the damage to national security that brings.
Maybe you mean the change he and his party want to make to Second Amendment, or the total elimination thereof, and the change that makes to the personal safety of me and my family???
Perhaps the change in the amount of racial divisiveness we are seeing whenever one of his ideas or statements is pointed to be the pile of shit it is, and they are called "Racist" for it because they dare to question a (half)-black man???
Do you mean the kind of change another man brought about for his country???
How about that glowing endorsement at the end?? Have you noticed how those who would love to see America weakened in the world are also endorsing O'muslim bin Biden's "CHANGE"???
If that is what you mean... Keep the change.
07 September 2008
Tell Me Again This Fuck Knuckle Ain't A Muslim...
(Found this on The Porch)
Fuckin' Snuffleupagus covered his ass.... Sambobama would have never realized he finally told the truth about something otherwise...
Why are you voting for this piece of shit??? He's not qualified to be the Assistant Dog Shit Scraper of Podunk, Arkansas, much less President of The United States....
Compare that shit stain on a whore house mattress to this American Man...
Has any of you Bukkake Hussein O'muslim bin Biden supporters given as much to our country as this man???
GODDAMNIT, get your fucking heads outta your fucking asses...
Come Jan. 20, Bush is gone, your BDS will be cured. There is no revenge to be taken on Bush by voting for this cocksucker.
Unless you're a welfare whore, voting for this piece of shit will benefit nobody but him and Socialist/Marxist/Communists like him and enemies of The United States that see they can roll over him and his appeasement policies like they were a seam in the road...
Why do you think 37 gazillion muslims and all enemies of The United States of America support him???
GODDAMNIT, WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!!!
Fuckin' Snuffleupagus covered his ass.... Sambobama would have never realized he finally told the truth about something otherwise...
Why are you voting for this piece of shit??? He's not qualified to be the Assistant Dog Shit Scraper of Podunk, Arkansas, much less President of The United States....
Compare that shit stain on a whore house mattress to this American Man...
Has any of you Bukkake Hussein O'muslim bin Biden supporters given as much to our country as this man???
GODDAMNIT, get your fucking heads outta your fucking asses...
Come Jan. 20, Bush is gone, your BDS will be cured. There is no revenge to be taken on Bush by voting for this cocksucker.
Unless you're a welfare whore, voting for this piece of shit will benefit nobody but him and Socialist/Marxist/Communists like him and enemies of The United States that see they can roll over him and his appeasement policies like they were a seam in the road...
Why do you think 37 gazillion muslims and all enemies of The United States of America support him???
GODDAMNIT, WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!!!
06 September 2008
Maureen, You're Backing The Wrong Guy... Are You High???
Bukkake Hussein O'Muslim bin Biden is the wrong person at ANY time to support... Everything Gov. Palin said during The Speech is factual.
Dammit Woman, I know you're smarter than this. Do some fuckin' research and apply that big ass brain that I know you have in your Brain Housing Group...
Fedzilla is our enemy, and Gov. Palin has slain the beast in Alaska. Give her the chance to face the Dragon in D.C....
I'm not voting for McCain, he's a bi-partisan, pro-amnesty knucklehead... I hope he does us a favor and kicks off shortly after being sworn in before he can do too much damage...
But to get Palin, I gotta vote for him...
To help take some of the sting out of the fact I am right, have some Meatloaf...
Dammit Woman, I know you're smarter than this. Do some fuckin' research and apply that big ass brain that I know you have in your Brain Housing Group...
Fedzilla is our enemy, and Gov. Palin has slain the beast in Alaska. Give her the chance to face the Dragon in D.C....
I'm not voting for McCain, he's a bi-partisan, pro-amnesty knucklehead... I hope he does us a favor and kicks off shortly after being sworn in before he can do too much damage...
But to get Palin, I gotta vote for him...
To help take some of the sting out of the fact I am right, have some Meatloaf...
04 September 2008
Ladies And Gentlemen, The Next Vice President Of The United States...
Sarah Palin.
The first time in my life I have been seriously amped up by a politician....
And if I have to vote for McCain to get her, so be it.
The first time in my life I have been seriously amped up by a politician....
And if I have to vote for McCain to get her, so be it.
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