I Gotta Get A Grant: Rubber Dick Parties

Sex-Toy Study at Duke Raises Some Eyebrows

Durham, N.C. (AP) - A campus religious leader is unhappy about a study at Duke University that invites female students to attend parties where they can buy sex toys.

Ever notice how some "religious leader" somewhere always has their thong in a knot over something??

The News & Observer of Raleigh reported Friday that the director of the Duke Catholic Center has lodged a complaint with researchers. The Rev. Joe Vetter says the study doesn't promote relationships.

Well, Joe, I'd rather my daughter spend her college time involved with a rubber dick than a boy. No preggers to worry about and no rutting idiot to distract her from her over-priced education that I'd be paying for...

The study asks female students over age 18 to attend the events that are similar to Tupperware parties but with erotic toys, lingerie and games. The women complete surveys about their sexual attitudes before and after the parties and get product discounts.

You know women... Can't pass up a sale.

Man - "Why did you buy a 48" double headed dong?"

Woman - "It was ON SALE!!!"

It's in their damn DNA...

A spokesman for Duke said the sex-toy party project went through the peer review process. Vetter says he plans to discuss the topic at Sunday mass.

Hey, Padre'... Couldn't you find something, I don't know, BIBLICAL to talk about at church instead of telling the kiddies about the evils of rubber dicks???

You Want A Jihad, You Pigfucking Muslim Pisslamic Shitstains?? Well You Got One.

To the muslim piece of shit Ft. Hood shooter, Nidal Malik Hasan, the "Beltway Sniper", the muslim SUV fucker, the muslim Jewish center and mall shooter-uppers, the muslim this, the muslim that, etc., ad nauseum, ALL Mr. I Hate America and Infidels pisslamic goat molesting sand nigger muslim sons of whores and your enablers...

I have declared my own "fartwa" on your sorry asses. I promise that should I meet any of you or your fellow travelers, I will feed you a good ol' "Made In The U.S.A." Louisville Slugger... orally, anally, or intravenously, I don't care which.

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We will not submit and you will die.

As far as I'm concerned, it's...

OPEN SEASON - NO BAG LIMIT

...and I have my muslim hunting permit...



While most of the people who are emboldening you because they are kissing your ass come from the big cities that you choose to target, just remember, MOST of us come from "Flyover Country".

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...and by "self reliance", I mean squashing annoying insects like yourselves...



Think about that before you try and bring your weak-ass, pussy jihad shit to a country boy's 'hood... Our women are better with a weapon than you'll ever be. Just ask Police Sgt. Kimberly Munley, who put four rounds into your dune-coon pisslamo-fucktard Ft. Hood shooter after taking a round herself...

So be advised, when we're whupping your ass, it's because you asked for it by fucking with me, mine, and us...

I WILL NOT SUBMIT.

TO PROTECT AND DEFEND AGAINST ALL ENEMIES FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC.

THIS I SWEAR.

P.S. pisslamo-fucktards...

I case you have any doubts as to how willing REAL AMERICANS are to kick ass and take names, silly-ass commercials like this make us wanna sign up and cut your guts out and use them to grease the treads of our tanks...



Pisslam = "UNACCEPTABLE!"

Country Fried School

I saw this on the back window of a pick-up parked at the High School today...

RODEO

Because Baseball, Basketball, Football, Soccer, Tennis and Golf only require ONE ball

Truth In Advertising

I don't mean Vicki's Secret might be bullshitting us about adding two cup sizes, I'm talking about those chicks on the Itty Bitty Titty Committee who might be engaging in a bit of "False Advertising"..

I mean, you see this hot babe with the killer rack that appears to be a C or a D, you invest all the usual time and money needed to get the merchandise, and then you find out the big box under the Christmas Tree has the 18" monitor in it instead of the 36" one you were lead to believe it contained...



Of course, I'm not bitching about my 18" monitor...

Lighten Up, Francis

Brain Bleach

Because I just saw a pic of First Precedent, Jugears Asshole Hussein saluting a Hero's coffin. I knew when I heard Couric's vagina gushing about this the other night that any image of it would make me wanna vomit, and I was right...

This piece of shit can’t die of syphilitic brain rot fast enough to make me happy.

You Are The Air That I Breathe

I love you baby...

These Are Your Boobs On Drugs

How to go from Smokin' Hot to Totally Not in 5 short years...

There Might Be A Spoon